Saturday, December 10, 2005

Untrustworthy friend, I shall say?

Imagine this, you have a friend, well, a pretty close one. And he sorta let his friend simply miss call anyone in his phone contact list using his phone. That's the problem that I hate the most. I mean, I trusted him with my contact number and he just did that without any further thoughts about the consequences. And to my surprise, the rude friend of his knows my profile like I'm having STPM and I have a boyfriend. SHIT!

I was really pissed off when the rude friend of his sms me saying rude stuff to me, insulting my state, the people here and even insulted my boyfriend. He can insult me but not my bf. Luckily he's from Penang. If he's in Kuching I might just ask Joe to ask him out to go out lim teh. Mayb not lim teh, I go toilet and pee in his drink!! Then, I put Panadol in it. Hohoho..it'll surely kill him cos since urea is so toxic liaw. HOHOHOHOHO..or mayb I won't do something such cruel.

I'll just beat him up into a pulp and tear of his shirts and pants and take pictures of them or hang him in the middle of the road on a lamp post with a banner beside him saying " I'm and Idiot and Sarawakians are the best people on earth. I should never have said rude words and I should have learnt more history about Sarawak. I will use the knowledge that I have gained to get straight A's in SPM to be applied in my life like the Moral values we have learnt. And I have asshole in my face too if you wanna know. My nickname is Brainless Pig and I can't think for myself either. Thank You very much!!"

Then, I'll post those photos in internet and spread rumours about him as a serial killer and rapist. Then, everyone will avoid him and I'll be very glad of what I have done without regret even a single bit.

He's lucky I don't plan to slice his balls or even burn his dick. Bet it's small cos he has small guts to curse people only in hp.

All Jonathan's fault. Let tat bitchy Kuang Yan guy to play wif his hp and even use his money to sms others. Can't trust ler like tat.. ish.. hope he's taking it as a lesson.

2 comments:

FinoAbama said...

WAh, so brutal. So funny lar. hahaha. Jo oso 1 kind.

lonehunter88 said...

haha lolz.... so cruel... haha.. well, to tell u the truth, i also wanted to box him the other day. damn fuc**r.sorry caused u so much emotional damage, ah ing. hehe.